It was a sunny Sunday afternoon when the Green Bay Packers played the Washington Redskins. The infamous Randall Cobb was playing tonight, he was playing amazing through the first quarter but through the second he had a terrible downfall. He had two dropped passes and one fumble. But in the third quarter he changed. This picture captures Randall Cobb stiff arming this redskin player. His exact words after the game was “HE WAS A LITTLE BABY”. -JA

Promise family moves in. This family, known as “the promise family” move into a new home, the house was very big, and it had lots of decor, like a fireplace! When they fully move in. It’s time to go to bed, while uh- ( let’s call the youngest.. Xavier ) so Xavier was trying to sleep, he hears footsteps outside his door so he goes to check out what it was, he saw a ghost, tbc? -SS

We see a creepy deformed person in the park we need the military to come capture the thing and do lab tests on it. We do not know what the thing is and it could be dangerous so stay clear from the weird deformed creature! It has a body of a human but a face of a crying art barf face. -CW

The Packers and Red Skins battled it out. A shrimp appreaded and tackled Peterson. Peterson looked like a baby when the shrimp tackled him. The Packers thanked the shrimp. Then the shrimp made everyone fart. -GV

Ashley the Cyclops is celebrating the grand opening of Zoom Town. Ashley has hired a yeet soldier to protect him from oxygen. Unbeknownst to the soldier, Ashley is a Natural American in the garage. But Ashley doesn’t know that his yeet soldier is a pharmacist in disguise. But Ashley has committed the worst crime of all, he dropped his hot pocket. Ashley was later publicly executed by the pharmacist with a nerf gun. -NL

The naked mole rats have invaded Candyland. The mole rats are known to publicly beat people to death with rusty pipes. The prime victim was Charles Darwin. He was hit 666 times with a rusty pipe, but survived. The mayor however was drugged by a pharmacist. Also the President of the United States dropped his hot pocket so he was removed from office. He was later publicly executed with baseball bats. Later the mole rats avenged Charles Darwin’s survival. He was captured and publicly executed by guillotine. The mole rats are still today committing mass genocide. -MM

The lacrosse carnival snakes are attacking. Then the government hit the emergency button and trucks came down from the sky and killed the fat snake.A  mountain goat cleaned up the carnival. Trump was the mastermind behind all of it. -CG

One of the Chicago bears lineman attacked Aaron Rodgers and turned him into blue bay packers.Next he turned into a physcopath. Then the blue bay packers lost and lost the nfl champions. The bears was undefeated and won the title. -JC