
Ashley the Cyclops is celebrating the grand opening of Zoom Town. Ashley has hired a yeet soldier to protect him from oxygen. Unbeknownst to the soldier, Ashley is a Natural American in the garage. But Ashley doesn’t know that his yeet soldier is a pharmacist in disguise. But Ashley has committed the worst crime of all, he dropped his hot pocket. Ashley was later publicly executed by the pharmacist with a nerf gun. -NL