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  Military robot fails to deactivate a nuke. that sent people flying in bits and pieces everywhere. The robot was fired but than he went into self destruct mode that destroyed the other half of the world. Then there was no more earth so everyone was safe. Because nukes don’t exist anymore  so no earth=no nukes=everyone’sContinue reading “Housing project underway”

Local Aquinas school hunts down tickle me elmo. “It was horrible, they took out my left eye.” Aquinas students say it was a harmless prank. The dean of students says “it looked satanic.” The students now say “he was evil, you could see it in his eyes.” -HR

Mike kirchbaum and his son mike Jr are explaining what was there most favorite activity/hobbies were from the Oktoberfest grounds was, they explained that it was the face and body paint. They love it so much because it was cheap. -KF

Carnival gets and early start with creating futuristic rides but was shot down when aliens invaded and was threatening to kidnap all of the people for experimental testing and wanted to destroy the whole cite of the carnival saying “we hate carnivals they are super annoying and we can hear you guys from our planetContinue reading “Carnival gets early start”